Really? They'll get prostate cancer?!

Me: "If women could get breast cancer from being hit in the boobs, then could men get cancer from getting kicked in the balls?"
The SO: "Maybe."
The sibling: "Really? They'll get prostate cancer?!"

Me: 0_o

The SO: "... it would have to be a pretty big kick to give you cancer at the other end."

*ROTFL*