~NightChild~ (night_child80) wrote,

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Hipster undies for hipster jeans

Note to all women: the only underwear to wear when wearing hipster jeans is hipster undies - gstrings/thongs/panties, it doesn't matter as long as they are HIPSTER.

As a subnote to that, do not wear thin granny panties with 'breathing holes' more than 1 inch above the waistline of your hipster jeans. If your butt is suffocating, you might as well stick a snorkel between your butt cheeks. Those 'breathing holes' are not only useless, but unsightly.

Ugly ugly ugly, can?!
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