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'Shove your boob into night_child80's elbow' Day 
28th-Sep-2006 09:27 am
Dear ancient auntie, I know you would like to get further into the train carriage, but shoving your saggy boob into my elbow is not going to get you much further, cuz you're rounder than me and if I can't get further, you jolly well won't be able to either.

Dear 20-something-woman, I know the train is rather cramped this morning, but your boob is in my elbow. While it's a very soft boob and encased in a lovely smooth knit top, but my elbow is not very turned-on at the moment. Kindly come again another day.

Today is apparently 'Shove your boob into night_child80's elbow' Day.
28th-Sep-2006 01:28 am (UTC)

I would've fondled them... discretely.
28th-Sep-2006 02:06 am (UTC)
Aww, I have no boobs to shove! ;_;
29th-Sep-2006 05:53 am (UTC)
Awwww... no man-titties?
30th-Sep-2006 01:27 am (UTC)
Nope, just a flat chest little man. :)
28th-Sep-2006 04:37 am (UTC)
Wow! I'm envious!

(Not with the saggy-boobies auntie, though)
29th-Sep-2006 06:01 am (UTC)
But elbows are not very sensitive lah. Only can feel squishiness, not texture. :p
29th-Sep-2006 11:42 am (UTC)
It's okay. I'm not a fussy man. :)
29th-Sep-2006 02:41 am (UTC)
It could be worse... They could have grabbed your hand and put it somewhere intimate.
3rd-Oct-2006 01:19 pm (UTC)
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