Log in

No account? Create an account
Monkeys on the train 
18th-Jun-2005 05:28 pm
Taking public transport has its hazards, but on the way home just now, this just made my blood boil.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Not only should this woman be neutered, she should be banned from ever having sex again.


Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Please observe how her monkey climbs the poles using his stinky feet onto the rings, showing such physical finess... worthy of joining Cirque de Soleil.
God, would someone make him run away to the circus NOW?!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

And if one monkey isn't enough, how about two? This one enjoyed swinging himself around and around the pole, occassionally kicking other passengers in the shins without apology.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

And of course with two monkeys, you get twice the fun! Watch them compete with each other who can climb to the top first!

Wondering what Mama Peabrain Monkey is doing all this time? Oh, just ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Despite the seats available, she isn't half-arsed to tell her evil spawn to sit-the-hell-down. Neither does she apologise to the other passengers when her monkeys kick them in their play.

No. She just watches them with all adoration, cuz come on! They're her SONS.
And since they're ONLY kids, they should be allowed to treat the train as their personal playground, right? Who cares if people might put their hands on those poles later?!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

My sentiments exactly, lady.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com When one decided to use the nearest pole to me as his personal swing, I said very loudly:

"If this kid kicks me, I'm gonna kick him back."

His mum takes no notice of the comment, but the other passengers visibly shift uncomfortably in their seats.

If I had behaved like this in public as a child, my mother would've grabbed me by the arm and given me a hard smack before planting me onto her lap or into the nearest seat.

Damn itchy backsides.

Edit: Guidelines for parents with kids on public transport.
19th-Jun-2005 05:47 am (UTC)
ARgh... I HATE it when that happens! I don't know what those parents were thinking, letting their kids run amok and actually finding it ADORABLE. Once, there was this kid in the bus who was pushing everyone and basically cursing in Chinese (ie repeating the word CB over and over again). And his mother just laughed! Laughed I tell you!

This page was loaded Feb 19th 2019, 2:01 am GMT.