Q is humping his food bowl... again.
Me: "If you don't stop that, QQ, you're going to go blind."
The SO: *LOL* "Hopefully he just doesn't hurt himself."
Me: "... hurt himself???"
The SO: "You know... chafing?"
The idea that a little cockatiel's even tinier weiner can get chafed gives me the giggles. (^___^)